An Urgent Standby Passenger « Result #1 on Mar 11, 2009, 4:57am »
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket.
ĦĦĦĦAfter insisting she had to make the flight because she was with a U. S. governor, an American embassy aide intervened. Varela got a standby ticket and boarded just before take-off.
ĦĦĦĦRegaining her composure, Varela went to the front of the plane to tell Smith of her adventure. He was not there. She later found out that the governor was told that he had been bumped by an urgent standby passenger.It was Varela.
Three young women are at a thingytail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thingy."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."
The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."
"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"
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Stop-Hits « Result #3 on Jan 30, 2007, 6:25pm »
Everyone has heard of Bruce Lee, but what do you think of using his tactics of longest weapon against closest target? As in stop-hits to stop your attackers forward motion?
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Enlightenment « Result #5 on Oct 16, 2006, 7:31pm »
I know it takes different amounts of time to find it for everyone and different amounts of time for every style, but there truly is no greater joy in the Martial Arts than finally feeling like 'I Got It' truly understanding a application or a form or a specific technique. Tell us your stories of enlightenment!
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Free Dog 'The Bounty Hunter' « Result #6 on Sept 24, 2006, 5:04pm »
An American Hero that stands for Justice now needs the help of the American people!!!! Read Below!
Duane 'Dog' Chapman arrested in Hawaii Thursday, September 14th, 2006 Honolulu Dog, Leland and Tim were taken into custody by U.S. Marshals early Thursday, September 14 in connection with charges stemming from their 2003 arrest of convicted serial rapist, Andrew Luster.
Andrew Luster, the famed heir to the Max Factor cosmetics fortune, was convicted of drugging and raping three women over a four year span. During his trial in 2003, Luster fled the country to Mexico. In June 2003, Dog and his team tracked the fugitive Luster in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, where he was living under an alias, and arrested him.
As bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico, Dog, Tim and Leland were arrested by the Mexican authorities andLuster was handed over to the United States government by the Mexicans. He was subsequently found
guilty and is currently serving a 124 year prison sentence. Bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico, and Dog, Tim and Leland were arrested by the Mexican authorities. After being released on bail, Dog, his family and team, returned to Hawaii and to their lives as bounty hunters. Update, Friday, September 15th, 2006
Dog, Leland and Tim were all released on bail on Friday, September 15th, 2006, as the judge concluded they are not flight risks. While out on bail, they will be required to remain in the state and wear electronic monitoring devices until they return to court for extradition hearings to face trial in Mexico. No date has been set for those hearings.
1) Write or email your senator, congressman, governor, etc. See some examples from our loyal fans with some good ideas.
2) Donate to Dog's Defense Fund Checks or money ordersto: DTBH Defense Fund PO Box 130781 The Woodlands, TX 77393-0781
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Self Defense Book « Result #7 on Apr 30, 2006, 5:05pm »
Street Safety A Guide to Women's Self Defense
The book is finally finished and published if you would like a copy you can purchase one by Emailing me at ACPSelfdefense@msn.com for more information.
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Book Reviews « Result #9 on Apr 30, 2006, 4:51pm »
There is a site that just started that has reviews on Martial Arts books that were reviewed by a Martial artist..........Check it out at, http://themareview.tripod.com Tell us what you think of it.
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